Tonsils Jokes

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    A young man approached his family physician and said, "Doc, I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of these days."
    "My good man," replied the doctor, "I removed them six years ago. Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?"
    "No," the husband retorted, "but you've heard of a man having two wives, haven't you?"

    Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?" "I'm getting my tonsils out - I'm a little worried," said Tim. "Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?" "I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered."Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
    Once upon a time, there was a girl... "Once upon a time, there was a girl who was sleeping in her bedroom... SHE was snoring loudly... Mom regonised the noise and sehe went upstairs to see what was the noise...
    After a while she saw that the girl was like a chicken!!!

    A man approached his family physician and said,
    "Doc, I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of these days."
    The doctor pulled out the family's medical file and exclaimed,
    "Why, I removed them six years ago! Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?"
    "No," the husband retorted, "but you've heard of a man having two wives, haven't you?"

    A young man approached his family physician and said, "Doc, I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of these days."
    "My good man," replied the doctor, "I removed them six years ago. Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?"
    "No," the husband retorted, "but you've heard of a man having two wives, haven't you?"

    Two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?"
    "I'm getting my tonsils out - I'm a little worried," said Tim.
    "Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!"
    "Oh yeah?" replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"
    "I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is!" Sammy answered.
    "Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"

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