Tomentum Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    1. What do you call a plant that is vericose and eats insects?
    A venous fly trap.
    2. What type of drawings do botanists enter in?
    Raffle-esias.
    3. If Johnathan Swift was a botanist what would his smallest characters be?
    The Lilly-putians.
    4. What is a Sesame Street botany toy?
    UTRICLE me Elmo.
    5. How do florists stay dry in a rain storm?
    With an Umbel-la.
    6. What is a contagious desease common among agriculturists?
    TUBERCLE-osis.
    7. The tree got married. It wanted to show off its ring.
    8. What does a botanist sleep on?
    A monocot.
    9. An arborist can count to Tree.
    10. Who stole from the plant?
    Robberulose Biphosphate.
    11. What keeps a botanist going?
    Tomentum.
    12. What is an herbologists favorite soup?
    Tomentum soup.
    13. Why is the body of a plant so vulgar?
    It is a thallic symbol.
    14. Why was the botanist crying?
    She had THYRSE in her eyes (what can I say it was more...

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