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    THE COWBOY CODE


    1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon.


    2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence.


    3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, when bumping into a lady, or treading on her feet.


    4. A cowboy never sits, while a lady is standing, unless he feels particularly tired, or his feet hurt.


    5. A cowboy allows a lady to go through a doorway, first, especially if he thinks one of his enemies may try to shoot him in a cowardly ambush. She would provide good cover.

    6. A cowboy does not spit on the floor, but if he does, he will point it out to the ladies so they will not drag their skirts through it.


    7. A cowboy never tracks horse poop into a lady's house. He should leave his boots outside the door, unless his feet stink as bad as the horse poop, in which case, he should just go more...

    THE COWBOY CODE
    1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon.
    2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence.
    3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, when bumping into a lady, or treading on her feet.
    4. A cowboy never sits, while a lady is standing, unless he feels particularly tired, or his feet hurt.
    5. A cowboy allows a lady to go through a doorway, first, especially if he thinks one of his enemies may try to shoot him in a cowardly ambush. She would provide good cover.
    6 . A cowboy does not spit on the floor, but if he does, he will point it out to the ladies so they will not drag their skirts through it.
    7. A cowboy never tracks horse poop into a lady's house. He should leave his boots outside the door, unless his feet stink as bad as the horse poop, in which case, he should just go someplace else. Maybe the saloon, where the stench of horse poop is no worse than more...

    THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon. 2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence. 3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, when bumping into a lady, or treading on her feet. 4. A cowboy never sits, while a lady is standing, unless he feels particularly tired, or his feet hurt. 5. A cowboy allows a lady to go through a doorway, first, especially if he thinks one of his enemies may try to shoot him in a cowardly ambush. She would provide good cover. 6. A cowboy does not spit on the floor, but if he does, he will point it out to the ladies so they will not drag their skirts through it. 7. A cowboy never tracks horse poop into a lady's house. He should leave his boots outside the door, unless his feet stink as bad as the horse poop, in which case, he should just go someplace else. Maybe the saloon, where the stench of horse poop is no worse than the stench of cow poop. 8. A more...

    THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon.2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence.3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, when bumping into a lady, or treading on her feet.4. A cowboy never sits, while a lady is standing, unless he feels particularly tired, or his feet hurt.5. A cowboy allows a lady to go through a doorway, first, especially if he thinks one of his enemies may try to shoot him in a cowardly ambush. She would provide good cover.6 . A cowboy does not spit on the floor, but if he does, he will point it out to the ladies so they will not drag their skirts through it.7. A cowboy never tracks horse poop into a lady's house. He should leave his boots outside the door, unless his feet stink as bad as the horse poop, in which case, he should just go someplace else. Maybe the saloon, where the stench of horse poop is no worse than the stench of cow poop.8. A cowboy more...

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