Stag Jokes

On stag night, you take a real deer.
You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.
Your back porch is bigger than your house.

A MAN asked his friend,' I am throwing a stag party. Why don't you come along?'
'Sorry, old chap. There is a law against having stag parties,' replied his friend.
'What law? I never heard of it.'
'My mother-in-law!' replied his friend.

Q. How can you tell if you're at a anorexic stag night?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.