Stacks Jokes

What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

a blond, asian, and european are being chased by the police.
they find 3 stacks of hay by a barn so hey each hide in one.
the police comes and sees the three hay stacks.
they think at least one is in there so they kick the first hay stack that has the asian.
Meow meow she says. so the police thinks its a cat.
they kick the second one that has the european. Woof woof she says. so the police thinks shes a dog.
they kick the third with the blond and she says potato potato