Sooner Jokes

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up!

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Janecrilza was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life. But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
Janecrilza left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins"
She decided to jump off the bridge right away.
But, incredibly Janecrilza didn't die!
She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face:
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME

If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.