Shyness Jokes

A woman was sitting in an airplane waiting for her flight to start. As she waited, a man sat down next to her. She asked him his name. He replied Bob.
About fifteen minutes into the flight Bob sneezed. After sneezing he took out his penis and wiped it off with a tissue. The woman was disgusted, but out of shyness didn't say anything. Thirty minutes later he sneezed again. Again he took out his penis and wiped it off. The woman was again disgusted. But yet again, out of shyness, didn't say anything, but resolved to say something if he did it again. Sure enough about forty-five minutes later he sneezed again. He proceeded to remove his penis from his pants and wipe it off.
By now, the woman was sick of seeing this and asked him why he did it.
The man replied "I have a medical condition. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The woman, shocked, said "Oh, what do you take for that?"
The man replied "Pepper."

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A minister went to the school where his son was a student to enquire about his son. When the principal told him that his son was poor in all subjects, was very shy and did not mix with children, the minister replied, "I am not worried about his being poor in learning. What I am worried about is that he is shy." The principal looked puzzled. The minister continued after a pause, "Do whatever you can to make him bold and free from shyness. He is to become a minister. For that he must be bold and free from shyness. Once he becomes a minister, he will be a master of all subjects."