Shocking Jokes

On Friday John Edwards admitted that he had an affair in 2006. Even more shocking, he also admitted that in 2007 he actually had a bad hair day.

In a shocking story, a 420-pound woman delivered a baby without even knowing she was pregnant. In an even more shocking story, someone had sex with a 420-pound woman.

BUDAPEST (Reuters) - The annual pre-Christmas swine slaughter in a southwestern Hungarian village came to a shocking end after one man died of electrocution while trying to stun a pig, whose owner then died of heart attack.
Celebrations at the pig-killing party in Darvaspuszta took a turn for the worse on Saturday when an unnamed visiting Croatian man shocked himself to death while trying to knock out a pig with a homemade electric pig stunner, national news agency MTI said
A local man ended up in hospital with an irregular heart rhythm after attempting a rescue by trying to unplug the device.
The shocking accident so upset the pig's owner, he suffered a heart attack and died.
There was no word on the fate of the pig.

Patient: Doctor I Feel Like A Electric Current. Doctor: How Shocking.

Male Date Rape Drug Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers and
unsuspecting public house regulars to be more alert and cautious
when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called beer, which is essentially in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.
The shocking statistic is that beer is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Attacks generally come from ugly birds that render their prey legless in order to satisfy their unsatiated desire with blokes of a more discerning nature. Please! Forward this to every male you know...
However, if you do fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory creatures administering them, there are male support groups with venues in every suburb where you can more...