Settins Jokes

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    It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Glasgow edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Glasgow. If you have one of the Glasgow editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Glasgow edition may be recognised by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDAES 98 with a background picture of a Whisky bottle superimposed on a Clydebank flag. It is shipped with a "Bells" screen saver.

    Also note:
    The Recycle Bin is labelled Bog
    Dialup Networking is called Ma Mates
    Control Panel is known as How Tae Fuck Aboot Wi The Settins
    Hard Drive is referred to as Big Disk
    Floppies are Them Wee Plastic Fuckers.

    And instead of an error message, you get a windae covered with an empty Whisky bottle.

    Other features:
    OK = its aww-right
    cancel = fuck off
    reset = whit yoo aw aboot
    yes = aye
    no = nay fuckin' chance
    find = get it yer fuckin' sel'
    go to = more...

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