Scampering Jokes

Kerry the tomcat was scampering all over the neighborhood “ down alleys, up fire escapes, into cellars. A disturbed neighbor knocked on the owner`s door and said,
"Your cat is rushing about like mad." "I know," the man conceded. "Kerry`s just been neutered, and he`s running around canceling engagements."
- Larry Wilde “
Library of Laughter