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A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."

The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young man, in his early twenties came in.

"Yes, my son?" said the priest.

"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."

"And what was that, my son?"

"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married", said the young man.

"That sounds like something I probably would have said" said the priest. "Did you take my more...

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel."
She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage."
They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."
She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."
So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"
She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage."
He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."
He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?"
She says, "No more...

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel."She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage."They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage."He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?"She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for more...

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of
18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face.
"What's the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk.
"Well," sniffed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!"

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face."What's the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk."Well," sniffed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!"

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."