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    China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!" Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of New England!" So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk Samoan says, "(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa.". Everyone freezes and they say "The Bull of Samoa... What is that?" Then he says, "Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of more...

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Esther.
    Esther who?
    The Esther Bunny.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Stella.
    Stella who?
    Stella nother Esther Bunny.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Samoa.
    Samoa who?
    Samoa Esther Bunnies.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Consumption.
    Consumption who?
    Consumption be done about all these Esther Bunnies?
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Esther.
    Esther who?
    Esther anyone else as sick of this joke as I am?

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