Runny Jokes

I slide to first.
I feel like I'm going to burst.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I slide to two.
My pants are filled with goo.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I slide to third.
I dropped a runny turd.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I slide to home.
My pants are filled with foam.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
First its in the pants, then its on the floor.
I make a 20 yard dash to the bathroom door.
Some people think its funny.
Its coming out back runny.
Well, diarrhea.

The good thing about having a bad runny nose around the holidays is that you don't have to lick all those stamps and envelopes when you send out cards.
- Shaheen Tonse

What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? FULL

The good thing about having a bad runny nose around the holidays is that you don't have to lick all those stamps and envelopes when you send out cards.
- Shaheen Tonse

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.