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Rosie O'Donnell says she's sorry for mocking spoken Chinese on "The View," but journalists from diverse ethnic backgrounds, including Chinese American, say it wasn't enough.
The Chinese representative stated: "China is a growing superpower that may overtake the U.S. in economic dominance."
Adding: "Fifty years from now we'll have her upside down with a f*cking chopstick in her ass!"
Actress Rosie Perez has expressed interested in playing the lead role in a rumored biopic about Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. The movie is tentatively titled "White Men Can't Judge."
Breaking news: On Rosie O'Donnell's first episode of "The View," Tom Cruise is going to be a guest. Instead of the couch, Tom is going to use her stomach as a trampoline. The reason he is jumping from excitement? Star Jones is off the show!!!
Katie Holmes will be waiting backstage but will not be allowed to speak.
Former "The View" host Star Jones finally admitted to having her stomach stapled. Her only regret is that her ex-friend Rosie O'Donnell didn't do the same and staple her mouth shut.
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, “Who here is a Yankees fan? ”
Every student knew that she loved the Yankees, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one girl, Rosie.
The teacher asked, “Who do you like, little girl? ” Rosie replied, “I’m a Red Sox fan and I hate the Yankees. ”
The teacher asked why and Rosie told her that her parents were Red Sox fans, so she was too. The teacher said to the class, “So if Rosie’s parents were idiots, what would that make her? ”
Rosie chimed in, “A Yankees fan!!! ”
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