Rodeo Jokes / Recent Jokes
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Barbeque, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"
And, I went to a real rodeo... Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full-grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?
Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!
A guy says to his buddy at work,"wow i had some amazing rodeo sex last nite".
His friend replies "what's rodeo sex"? So his buddy says to his friend,
"tonite before your about to have sex with your wife, turn her around whisper in her ear "your sisters ass almost looks as good as yours naked", then grab on to her and try to hold on for 10 seconds!
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."