Rick Pitino Jokes

Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino alleges he was extorted by a woman with whom he had sex at a restaurant. Pitino claims he initially did not intend to have sex but then the woman said, "I think I'll have the Italian sausage."

What does Rick Pitino and NASA have in common? They both had to deal with aborted missions at some point in their past...

Rick Pitino held a news conference today to clear up what he is calling a misunderstanding. Apparently the woman mistook Rick for a waiter and asked him if he could "toss her salad"