Reporter-do Jokes

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    I found this inside a old business card from
    Stateside Locker Club, San Diego, CA:
    In a South American mining district Mrs. Brown presented her
    husband with a 12 pound baby boy. Mr. Brown was so delighted that he
    went to the News office and told that he had found a 12 pound nugget of
    gold as good as any to be found in South America. The paper, naturally,
    sent a reporter to get particulars. This is what happened:
    Reporter-Does Mr. Brown live here?
    Mrs.Brown- he does.
    Reporter-Is he in?
    Mrs.Brown-No he isn't.
    Reporter-I understand he found a nugget of gold weighing 12 pounds.
    Mrs.Brown-(Seeing the joke) Yes.
    Reporter-Can you show me the exact location where it was found?
    Mrs.Brown-I'm afraid Mr. Brown would object as it is private.
    Reporter-Is the hole far from here?
    Mrs.Brown-No, it is quite handy.
    Reporter-Has Mr. Brown been working the claim long?
    Mrs.Brown-Almost ten months.
    Reporter-Was Mr. Brown the first more...

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