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    A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lampwashing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!! The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As aconsolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes. But, hecautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give herex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes. The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makesher first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grantsher wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollarbills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of10 billion dollars. The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. Thesecond wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own privatebeach. In an instant it was granted, but the more...

    we all know how cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother
    wouldnt let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives cinderella
    some good news: the fairy godmother tells cinderella that she will provide for her
    everything she needs to go to the ball but only on 2 conditions. cinderella
    asks what she needs to do and fairy godmother replies, "first yo must wear a
    diaphragm" cinderella's mouth drops open and says, "you must be crazy!
    im on the pill and i dont need to wear a diaphragm" the fairy godmother
    reminds cinderella about all the handsome princes that will be attending the ball
    that night and cinderella agrees to wear a diphragm. "well what's the second condition?"
    the fairy godmother replies "you must be back home at 2AM" well cinderella
    explains that if she is gonna party with the princes she wants to be out all
    night long. the fairy godmother tells cinderella more...

    My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!

    Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'.

    Once upoun a time a man came and told santa that ur daugter is no more. santa jumped from the 100th floor on 50th floor he reminds that he don t have any daughter on 25th floor he reminds that he is not married. on 10th floor he reminds tat he is not santa he is banta.

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