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    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
    She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
    Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.
    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
    The woman did as she was told.
    "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again,
    The woman did as she was instructed.
    Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So
    she did..
    Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You
    haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
    Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
    Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and more...

    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told." Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, The woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your more...

    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
    She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
    Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.
    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
    The woman did as she was told.
    "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again,
    The woman did as she was instructed.
    Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So
    she did..
    Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You
    haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
    Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
    Dr. Chang sighed more...

    Do you remember this one, it's an oldy, but goody.

    A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.
    Chang.
    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
    As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
    The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed more...

    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr.Chang, the well-known Oriental sex therapist. So, she went to see him.
    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose.
    "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of the room.
    So, she did...
    Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me, so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates.
    Confused, the woman asked, "What is Zachary Disease?
    Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Zachary rike your ass.

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