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    VOTT'S UPPEN, KLAUS???

    Background: A firm in Germany ordered macaroni from a firm in the United
    States. While the macaroni was enroute, a couple of boxes
    broke open and some rats nested in the macaroni. The German
    firm sent the following letter concerning the condition of
    the macaroni.
    WILHELMSTRASSEE 135
    HAMBURG, GERMANY
    BRITISH ZONE
    SCHENTLEMENS:
    DER LAST TWO PACKESCHES VE GOT FROM YOU OF MACARONI WAS MITT RATTSCHIDT
    GEMIXT. DER MACARONI MAY BE GUT ENUFF, BUT DER RATTCURDS SCHPOILS DER
    TRADE. VE DID NOT SEE DER RATTCURDS IN DER SEMBLES VICH YOU SENT US
    FOR EXAMINASHUM.
    VE ORDER DER KLEEN MACARONI AND YOU SHIPT SCHIDT MIT DER MACARONI, IT VAS
    A MISTAKE, YA? ID TAKES SO MUCH TIME TO PIK DER RATTCURDS FROM DER
    MACARONI VE LIKE YOU TO SCHIP US DER MACARONI IN VUN SAK UND DER RATTSCHIDT
    IN DER ODDER SAK, DEN VE MIX IT TO SUIT DER CUSTOMER.
    PLEASE WRITE IF VE SHULDT SHIPP DER SCHIDT BAK UND KEEPEN DER MACARONI, OR
    VE SHULDT KEEP DER SCHIDT more...

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