Rabit Jokes

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    A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know."So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what lookeda bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they bothgot in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped alittle bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour onthat rabit?"His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."

    A blonde and her husband were driving home, when
    they hit a rabit.
    They both got out of the car and
    stood over the poor creature.
    The blonde and her husband just
    stood their, when she said "Oh i know."
    So she when in the car and rumaged through
    her purse and came out with what looked
    a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both
    got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a
    little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved,
    hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
    Then dissapered over it.
    The husband just stared at his wife
    and said "Honey, what did you pour on
    that rabit?"
    His wife just said "Hair Restorer
    with a permanent wave."

    A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."

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