Quizzing Jokes

The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young naval student. “What steps would you
take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard?”“I'd throw out an anchor, sir.”“What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?”“I'd throw out another anchor, sir.”“But what if a third storm sprang up forward?”“I'd throw out another anchor, captain.”“Just a minute, son. Where in the world are you getting all these anchors?”“From the same place you're getting all your storms, sir.”