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    REAL STORY: A Cork Radio Station in Ireland, 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.
    The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two, needless to say, stood out:
    DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
    Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
    DJ: Dave, what is your word?
    Caller: Goan: spelled G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an.'
    DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, 'goan' is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now, for a trip for two to Bali, can you make a sentence using that word and at the same time making logical sense?
    Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"
    At this point, the DJ cut the caller short and announced that there was no place for that sort of language on a family show.
    After many more unsuccessful calls, the DJ took the more...

    A radio station is holding a competition for a trip to hawai. Somebody rings up, tells them a word that isn't in the dictionary and then puts it in a sentence. This is how it went
    First caller: Hi my name Adam and my word is G-o-a-n pronounced "
    Go an"
    Presenter: Okay thats not in the dictionary now whats your sentence.
    Adam:Okay, Goan Fuck yourself
    he was cut off
    There no others winners until
    Brain: Hi my names Brian and my word is
    S-m-e-e pronounced "
    Presenter: Ok whats your sentence
    Brain: Well its,
    Smee again Goan Fuck yourself
    The competition ended there

    Two people are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii' or 'Hawaii'. So they stood there arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. They asked the gentleman: "Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced 'Havaii' or 'Hawaii'?"
    The gentleman said, "Havaii."
    So they looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, "Thank you."
    The gentleman replied, "You're velcome!"

    1. Atlanta is comprised entirely of one way streets. The only way to get out of Downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.
    2. All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree..." and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House..."
    3. Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Battle or Peachtree Corners.
    4. Atlanta is the home of Coca Cola. That’s all we drink here, so don’t ask for any other soft drink... unless it’s made by Coca Cola.
    5. Atlantan`s only know their way to work and their way home.
    6. Gate One at the Airport is 32 miles away from the Main Concourse.
    7. It’s impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to that effect so that out-of-towners don’t feel lost.... they’re just more...

    Why isn`t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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