Principles Jokes

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    University: ______________________
    To: Professor____________________
    From:___________________________
    I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:
    __1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
    __2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
    __3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:
    ______Medical School ______Graduate School
    ______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority
    ______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech
    __4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in: _______________.
    __5. I'll lose my scholarship.
    __6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.
    __7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.
    __8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every more...

    ____________________University
    To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________
    I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:
    ______1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
    ______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
    ______3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into
    ______Medical School ______Graduate School
    ______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority
    ______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech
    ______4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in _______________.
    ______5. I'll lose my scholarship.
    ______6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.
    ______7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.
    ______8. I studied the basic principles and more...

    ____________________University
    To: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be
    changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:
    ______1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
    ______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
    ______3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:
    ______ Law School
    ______Medical School ______Graduate School
    ______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority
    ______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech
    ______4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in
    _______________.
    ______5. I'll lose my scholarship.
    ______6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.
    ______7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.
    ______8. I studied the basic more...

    ____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:______1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.______3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:______ Law School______Medical School ______Graduate School______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech______4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in_______________.______5. I'll lose my scholarship.______6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.______7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.______8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.______9. I learned all more...

    To: Professor _______________
    From: ____________________I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons:__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:__Medical School
    __Graduate School
    __Dental School
    __Fraternity/Sorority
    __The Mickey Mouse Club
    __Tri County Tech__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______.__5. I'll lose my scholarship.__6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me.__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.__10. You are prejudiced more...

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