Predict Jokes

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story...
We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, its going to rain. If not, it already is.

A teacher asked one of the boys in her class,' Can people predict the future with cards?'
His response was,' My mother can.'
The teacher replied,' Really?'
The young boy was quick to explain,' Yes she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen my father gets home.'

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.