Poo Jokes

The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl. The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper. The Wet Poo- You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. The Wet Cheeks Poo- That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water, or splash-back. The Second Wave Poo- This poo happens when you think you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poo some more. The Brain Haemorrhage-through-your-nose Poo- You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. The Lincoln Log Log- The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little more...