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WHAT DO YOU GET IF A POLACK AND A CUBAN HAVE A KID?
A RICKY RETARDO!

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when he
finally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I can
take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continued
bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please change
the subject?
We did.
Shortly thereafter... my friend had to to to the bathroom and the
burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.
They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out,
I asked my friend what "What happened in there?"
He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can... Well he
pulled a RAZOR ON ME!
Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have ever
been in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!

There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something. "No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the more...

There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something. "No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the more...