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One day Siripala was traveling in a bus to see his girlfriend. A photograph of his girlfriend was on his hand. at once the photgraph fell under the legs of a woman who was wearing a Saree. So, Siripala went near that woman and asked,
"Could you please put your Saree up? "
Then the woman asked him " Why? For what? "
Then the reply by Siripala was...
"To take a photograph"

GARNER THOMSON
The ARGUS Foreign Service (April 1994)
LONDON - Two journalist lovers knew they had a scoop when the Duke and Duchess of York sat down to have dinner at the next table. But tabloid demands being what they are, both knew the story was worthless without a photograph. Nic North sprinted to the home of his girlfriend's mother to borrow a camera.
Tracey Kandohla stayed at the restaurant. A breathless Nic returned with the camera and snapped a picture. The Yorks were annoyed, but, in spite of arguing with the couple, failed to get them to surrender the film.
It was only when they had left the restaurant that Nic and Tracey hit a snag. They worked for rival newspapers - Nic for the Daily Mirror, Tracey for The Sun - and they knew that neither paper would be interested if the photograph wasn't an exclusive.
Nic insisted it was his picture - he had fetched the camera and grabbed the shot. Tracey pointed out that it was her mother's camera and film. But Nic more...

Karu was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).?
Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Ruwan on the bed next to him, in a worse condition. Anura explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied "I have 2 grownup daughters.? Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied, "I have 3 grown up more...

AN eight-year old sprained his ankle and was taken
to hospital. The doctor took the child to the X-ray room where, seeing the large camera, it set up a howl of terror.
"We are only taking your photograph," assured the doctor. "Surely you have been photographed before."
"Yes," replied the child amidst his sobs. "Do I also have to smile for this one?"

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the
passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started
searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a
woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a
photograph"
The rest is history.
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a worse
condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a
remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He
couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the
Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I
have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
night.The more...

From Reuters News Service:
Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms. They even provided a helpful photograph so amateur mushroom hounds could find their own growing in the wild. Unfortunately, the photograph instead showed Destroying Angels, which are deadly when eaten.