Pelosi Jokes

Nancy Pelosi turns 70 today and her face turns 20. Unfortunately, she couldn't blow out the candles on her cake becasue her lips no longer move. For her birthday, Democrats gave her a dozen roses; Republicans gave her a Toyota.

Nancy Pelosi was visting her home district when the quake occurred. In fact, she and her husband were making love when the quake hit. Pelosi's husband said it was the first time in ten years that she moved during sex.

...only 2 questions remain regarding Nancy Pelosi & her knowledge of the waterboarding issue...what did the Speaker know, and when did she stop knowing it.