Pant Jokes

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    Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant. . . pant!" Cat: "Great. . . he needs a pair of pants!"

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    Half-Ticket

    ANOTHER bus traveller found a half-ticket being issued to a co-passenger and wanted one for himself too. The conductor stated that half-tickets were only for those with half-pants and since he had on full pants, only a full ticket could be issued. Our man then wished to know:' Half pant - half ticket Full pant - full ticket No pant - no ticket? '

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