Paisa Jokes

Ram Lal walked into a bar and ordered a large brandy for himself and drinks for everyone in the bar.' And have one for yourself,' he said grandly to the owner of the bar.
Half-an-hour later the order was repeated: a large brandy for himself and drinks for everyone in the bar and one for the owner of the bar!
Ram Lai carried on like this all evening, every half hour, ordering drinks all round - and one for the owner of the bar, who eventually became concerned about the size of the bill. So when Ram Lal gave his ninth gigantic order, the owner said,' I hope you don't mind my mentioning it, sir, but your bill now amounts to Rs. 1, 687 and 50 paisa.
'Does it?' said Ram Lal.' Well, I'm sorry about that, because I haven't got a paisa on me!'
The owner leapt over the counter in fury and grabbed Ram Lal by the throat; he slapped him on the face, kicked him on the shins, and finally hurled him out through the door where he landed in a gutter.
The following evening, the more...

Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta: Kuch B Nahi

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Banta singh, coming back from a late night movie was attacked by a thief. There was a terrific fight and banta gave a good account for himself. But finally the thief tied him down and went through his pockets. He found only 25 paisa.


The exasperated robber exclaimed "what the hell. Why were you fighting for only 25 paisa" banta replied "oh. You were only after this 25 paise is it? I thought you were after the rs. 1, 000 i have hidden in my left shoe".