Niga Jokes / Recent Jokes

What dose a chainsaw and the KKK have in common.
They both go run niga niga, run.

Why is a sprinkler racist??
spick spick spick - click - niga niga niga

How do you kill all the mexicans in the world?
Bomb a swap meet.
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Why do all the mexicans go to a funeral?
For the free food.
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What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide.
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Why are black people afraid of motocycles?
Because they sound like they're saying, "Run niga niga niga, run niga niga niga..."
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what do you call a bunch of white people in the middle of a larger group of black people?
A Ho-Ho.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a yellow bus?
A twinkie.
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How do white people get away with breaking the law?
They say "Sorry officer. I didn't know I couldn't do that."