New York Mets Jokes / Recent Jokes
New York reliever Ambiorix Burgos has given himself up to police following a hit-and-run accident. Because if there's one thing a Mets reliever knows how to do, it's give up.
He is expected to be signed by the New York Mets.
Major League Baseball suspended Philadelphia's J.C. Romero for 50 games after ruling him "negligent." Using the same charge, the Mets suspended the guy who opens the door to their bullpen.
Big deal. Women have traded sex for a lot less--like Mets season tickets.
It seems like the New York Mets always wind up going down the toilet.But it shouldn't surprise me,they play in Flushing,New York.
Scott Boras believes the Mets have enough money to afford Roy Halladay's salary. We believe Scott Boras has enough money to afford Roy Halladay's salary.
The luxury suites at Citi Field are reportedly leaky and moldy. The New York Mets – where even the seats are injured.