Nevada Jokes / Recent Jokes

Senator Majority leader Harry Reid was asked if he felt there was an urgency to pass the Senate's proposed health care reform bill. To which Reid replied, "Like my friend Ted Kennedy would have said, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."

There are three girls strainded on an island: A brownhead from New York, A redhead from Nevada, and a blonde from Texas. THey find a geni bottle, and are all granted 1 wish each. The Brown wishes to go back to New York, so poof she was in New York. The red wishes to go back to Nevada, so poof she was in Nevada. The Blonde says that since those were her best friends she wants them both back here.

This just in to the newsdesk...Nevada brothel gets OK to hire first male prostitutes. Questions on the Job interview... "Do you work well under others??" "How long did you hold your last position?"

...Las Vegas continues to come up with interesting promotions in order to attract business. I stopped at a gas station next to a gentleman's club that advertised "Free Sex w/ Fill-up." I pulled up next to the pump, paid the attractive attendant, and was given a ticket that i could redeem around the back of the station. When I got there there was a big, burly, gnarly looking dude by the door. I asked him if he was the ticket taker and he replied, "No. I'm Philip."

Las Vegas's Bellagio hotel hosted its annual Pole-a-palooza competition, awarding a $10,000 first prize for the best shimmy-down performer. The event was affectionally called a "beat assignment" by journalists and patrons alike.