Mujhey Jokes

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    Sardar: Bhagwan Mujhey
    Dard Day Dukh Day
    Tension Day Mujhey Barbaad Ker Day,
    Meray Peechay Bhoot Laga Day.


    Bhagwan: Abay Salay
    Aik Line Main Bol Biwi Chahiye

    Banta Singh had a bitter quarrel with his wife. In his anger he prayed loudly "Hey Bhagwan! mujhey uttha ley - Lord take me away from this world."
    Mrs. Banta Singh retaliated: "Hey Bhagwan! mujhey uttha ley."
    Banta Singh quickly amended his prayer: "Hey Bhagwan! tu iskee sun lay- O Lord, grant her prayer."

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