Mps Jokes

Q: How many MPs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how its done.

A SMALL boy was watching the proceedings of Parliament. He noticed that while Finance Minister Manmohan Singh was presenting the budget, most members had, what appeared to him to be Walkman sets used for listening to taped music, over their ears. Somewhat bewildered, he turned to his father and remarked:' Papa, these MPs take no interest in the debate. While the Finance Minister is presenting his budget proposals, they are listening to pop music'