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2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, 000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say "gissa lift". The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20, 000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester more...

Q: why did the Maori cross the road on a motorbike?
A: to get to the other side.
Q: why did the pakeha cross the road?
A: to get his motorbike back!

A bear was chasing a rabbit around the woods, when the rabbit came across a magic frog. He said that if they stopped fighting he'd grant them 3 wishes each "Bear, you go first" the frog said. So the bear wished that all the bears in the wood except him were female. The rabbit then asked for a motorbike." poof, two wishes left." " duh, " thought the bear, "rabbit could have just asked for money and then he could have bought his own motorbike" So bear then wished that all the bears except him in the next wood were female too. The rabbit then asked for a motorcycle helmet, put it on and kickstarted the engine. The bear was shocked at how thick the rabbit was being, he could have asked for more money and bought his own
" Rabbit, your last wish" the frog said. The rabbit said: "I wish the bear was gay", and drove off into the distance.

How do you know if an aboriginal's riding a motorbike?
You can hear...gin gin giiiiin

This young guy had just bought a brand new Harley Davidson and the dealer had warned him, "The last thing you want is for this baby to rust. Whenever it rains, rub some petroleum jelly over all the metal parts." and he handed him a jar of vaseline.
The guy put the vaseline in his jacket pocket and took off. A little later he was having dinner in some restaurant and successfully managed to pick up the waitress. She invited him back home and his hopes were high. On the way home she said, "We've got a strange rule in our family. The person who says the first word has to do all the dishes. Is that OK?"
He said, "OK." But when he entered the house he was floored by the dishes piled everywhere. Determined to make sure that he didn't have to do the dishes, he decided to do the girl... right in front of her parents. They didn't say a word.
A moment later he grabbed the mother. She tried to pull away, but he ripped of her dress and fucked her right on more...