Mere Jokes / Recent Jokes
Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa: Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!
Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa: Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet: Phone mere liye tha!
Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki: O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki: O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki: O Shit Os Mein To Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.
ek din husband ne apne wife ko uske birthday pe pressure cooker gift kiya...... aur bola........ darling, sham ko mere dsto ke liye gajar ka halwa banana...... sham ko jab husband apne dosto ke saath aya to pressure cooker bahar garbage box me tha....... husband ne pucha.. tumne cooker garbage box me kyon dal di..... to wife boli.... ji wo na mere ko baar baar siti maar raha tha........
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain!