Menachem Jokes

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    Menachem needs his tallis dry-cleaned. He sends it to the best dry cleaner in town, Ho Chi Wung Cleaners.
    They tell him to come back in a week.
    When he comes back, they give him the bill, which says $50.00.
    "Fifty dollars to clean my tallis?!", Menachem reads, astonished.
    "No, no, no!" replies the dry-cleaner. "Five dollars to clean tallis, forty-five dollars to take out all knots!

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