Mein Jokes / Recent Jokes
Ajit: Maikal, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Maikal: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Maikal: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai. ......
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai. ......
Hiya lang lui!
Hi lang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure lang jai!
Jump in!
*I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me.
I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.
You're so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.
Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.
Repeat *
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ooh ooh
Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
I can do more...
Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!