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    THE TRAGIC COMEDIE OF KING LEER

    Scene 1. A forest glen. Enter Witch Tripp and Kenneth of Starr.

    Witch Tripp:
    Double, double, Webster Hubbell,
    I think I got the Creep in trouble.
    Eye of Newt, strap of bra,
    Could it be he broke some law?
    Praise this broth utmost ephemeral,
    Heavens! I left out my Essence of Emeril!

    Hark! Who trespasses so near?

    Kenneth of Starr:' Tis I, the Inquisitor. What news?

    Witch Tripp: Things proceed with quickening speed, m'lord. The maiden
    Lewinsky, so deeply embroil'd, is now join'd by the Lady Willey in like
    pursuit. Daily tightens the noose around the king.

    Starr: Would that it were so, but he hath good counsel, and more moves
    than a chess board. His public, well pleas'd with good news of the
    economie, doth o'erlook much.

    Witch Tripp: How may I serve you next?

    Starr: I have need of acts damnable and facts verifiable. Else more...

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