Mata Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death!

There is a sinhala letter' gna' as pronounce in' Kompagna Veediya'. No match in English and try to pronounce' gna' as you pronounce the sinhalese letter in the eary school days.
Banada was a very innocent policeman and because of his character he was always assigned to do the road patrol duties in the night shift arround the Pettah vegetable market. He always feel sleepy as there is no activity in the market in his duty hours.
One day early morning he saw a bicycle approching him with few boxes in the back and he thought of stopping this man at least to keep his mood.
Navathapan. Umba koheda yanne me ude pandara?
Sir. Mama elovolu tikak geniyanava.
Boru kiyanna epa Banda ralahamita. Mata umba visvasa neha.
Kiyapan umbe nama.
Mage nama' Pagnasena'
Banda took his patrol duty book and trying to write the name. Tried many times but not that easy for him.
Umbata vena namak nedda.
Ne ralahami.
Hari Adata palayan. heta ehema enna more...

Manda benna karanava
Juval gihin ara vidiyata
Mata hari lejjai none //
Mata hari lejjai none //
Royal ekata giya thamai
Putha danna kiyala,
Visi pandahak illuva
Ethana hitapu gobila
Parivase magahitiya
Aiyo mage karume
Golayo tika penala gihin
Den Ranilge ukule
Un okkoma - mama thaniyama
Valiyatamai enne
Panseeyak bavanava
"Chandi Rajina" mama ne!
Manda benna karanava
Juval gihin ara vidiyata
Mata hari lejjai none //
Mata hari lejjai none //