Marwadi Jokes

A Marwadi guy and a Gujarati guy went out to a very expensive restaurant for dinner one night.
Finally, the waiter came over and asked,
"Who should I give the check to?"
The Marwadi guy said,
"Give it to me. I'll take care of everything."
"Fine," said the waiter.
The next day the headlines read:' Gujrarati Ventriloquist Strangled to Death'

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya? S. K: 1 Rs. Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S. K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Marwadi: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de