Mark Jokes / Recent Jokes
Towards the end of his sermon the minister told his congregation that the following Sunday he planned to preach about the sin of lying. He asked them all to read Mark 17 to better understand next Sunday's sermon.
The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to see how many had read Mark 17. Every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the minister said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. Let us now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Runners & Hikers Magazine has named South Carolina governor Mark Sanford as it's "Sportsperson" of the year in recognition of him becomming the first person to hike the Appalachian Trail all the way to Argentina.
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.
Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in." Another soft knock is heard. "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in." At the next knock Jesus asks, "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in." Someone starts pounding on the door. "Who more...
Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blonde replied "Marking the spot." "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?"
Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confonted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer", "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith". The third said "My name is Ken... Tucky Fried Chicken"