Manny Ramirez Jokes / Recent Jokes

The drug that caused Ramirez to fail is HCG, a women's fertility drug. The bad news--Manny won't be playing ball until July. The good news--in February he will give birth to octuplets.

Los Angeles Dodger Manny Ramirez was suspended 50 games for taking a women's fertility drug.Maybe he was trying to get an edge on hitting for the cycle.

When asked what were you thinking taking a banned substance, especially fertility drugs? Manny replied...I really don't care what you guys think as long as it's a boy!

Manny Ramirez has been suspended from baseball for 50 games for taking erectile dysfunction medication. Apparently his bat was corked.

The Dodgers recently had a Manny Ramirez bobblehead night. The doll is so realistic that it drops everything you try to put in its glove.