Lolly Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lolly!
Lolly who?
Lolly-ing about on the floor!

A mexican a black guy and a white guy ran away from home and found a place to stay. The only rule was that they could not go in the basment. On day 3 they went down in the basment. There were alot of dicks taped to the walls the three boys ran up the stairs but the man cought them on the stairs and sayed "you went in the basment". The three boys started saying that they wouldent tell but he shut them up then sayed "now i have to take yours to. He asked the black guy what his father did as a job he sayed "a lumberjack" the guy said he would have to saw his off. then he asked the white guy he said a hair cutter so he would have to cut his off. Then the mexican started laghing the guy said "what is so funny" then the mexican said "my dads the lolly pop man so you can just come overhere and suck mine off".

there is this little girl called fuckherharder she is 16 years old but has a mental condision so she acts younger her mum an dad had 2 go out 1 day an she had 2 stay home alone her mum said 2 her
"do not open the door 2 any 1"
fuckherharder said "ok mummy" but fuckherharder finks she ment let every1 in the house.
every1 had gone out and the milkman came round milkman says
"hey can i have the money 4 the milk plz"
fuckherharder said "come in an wait till my mummy gets bak i dunno how long she will b tho"
the milkman says "would u like 2 show me ur room"
she reply "sure come with me" he sat on her bed an said come her sexy. she went an sat next 2 him he says 2 her
" u c my trousers" she replys "yes they r sticking up in the air how come???" he replys"i have sumfin 2 stick in ur virgina" he takes her clothes off her she doesnt know wot sex is so she thought it woz a more...