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Actress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.

Lindsay Lohan wants to endorse bottled water now she is sober. Her favorite brand is'Grey Goose' because it makes her insides'all tinglely.'

Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and possession of cocaine early Tuesday, authorities said. Barrel. Fish. Gun. Pull trigger.

PERHAPS, the drollest figure in the annals of American law was Judge Ben Lindsay. A woman who had worked for him and his wife as a servant for some years, came one day asking that the Judge might recommend her son for a job.
"Why, Maggie," said Judge Lindsay, "I had no idea you were married. You have never mentioned this lad of yours before."
"Well," the woman said, "I'm not married, that's true. But I haven't been entirely neglected."

Other things Lindsay hasn't been seen doing in the past 7 days:
-Eating
-Reading
-Robert Altman