Lam Jokes

Teacher says to class: "I shall now read you some quotes. Whoever can tell me who said them, and when, they can go home early". Teacher: "Who said "We will fight them on the beaches"?" Lim Sung Wu: "Winston Churchill, 1942". Teacher: "Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish". Lim Sung Wu: "I will stay teacher, I'm going to be a doctor, and I need to learn all I can". Teacher: "Who said "I shall return"?" Sing Lam Po: "Douglas McArthur, 1944". Teacher: "Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish". Sing Lam Po: "I will stay teacher, I'm going to be a lawyer, and I need to learn all I can". Johnny, at the back of the room, mutters: "Bloody Asians". Teacher: "Who said that?" Johnny: "Pauline Hanson, 1996", and he runs out of the room, "I'm going home now, see you tomorrow, teacher".