Knock-Knock Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there! Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Amos."
"Amos who?"
"A mosquito just bit me."

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Shelby.

Shelby who?

Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fascist!
Fascist who?
Fascist you can go!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher a long walk off a short pier! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher your gun, Sheriff! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!