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Aamir Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan die together in an accident and go
to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here
in heaven: Don`t step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, Aamir accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter
with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together
and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, Vivek Uberoi steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn`t miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for Aamir Khan.
Salman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY more...
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
Rangeela
Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a Chinese meal. Strangely when they are in the restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pav etc. What's happened to the noodle & chowmein?
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi
Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well well - some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways - since when did they start flying abroad?
Raja Hindustani
Navneet Nishan has a short hair before marriage. But after tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair. What a hair raising experience!!
Raja
Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call a more...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Khan!
Khan who?
Khan to where the flavor is!
Shahrukh: The guy, if not for the directors direction, would never
comb his hair. No wonder half of the desis are Shahrukh look alike.
Jokes aside, he is one of the top actor in Bollywood, if not the
best. Has the hair, argument on the looks, yea he can act and
overact, and I guess he can dance when the steps aren't too hard.. hehe.
But Shah Rukh Khan at his start wasn't as great as Hrithik is right
now (at his start). He looks good because he dresses good (doesn't
take much, just throw a GAP sweater on your back, some hair spray
and play a violin). After Amitabh and his memorable scenes with
Bollywood Mothers (Nirupa Roi to name one), Shahrukh is probably
the second best when it comes to getting emotional on the screen
with his touching acting,.... especially with his movie mothers.....
Tum sun rahi ho na maaa. .. Maan dekho main aa gaya maaa....... Tum
kuch kahti kyon nahi mum mum mum maaaaa........ from more...